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 | Batman
This movie Rocked! I loved Michael Keaton as Batman and Jack Nickolson as the Joker. I wish Tim Burton didn't kill off the Joker so damn quick, also why did he have the Joker kill off Bruce Wayne’s parents? Then Batman telling Vicky Vale he was Batman so quick was lame as well. Over all I really liked the film. I believe I saw it at least 7 times at the theater and love the car! |
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 | Batman Returns
Finally Batman was getting dark! This was a really great flick! I loved Christopher Walken in it & Michelle Pfeiffer was hot as Catwoman! Danny DeVito as the Penguin was a little lame, but not that bad. Again for some reason Burton had to kill off another great Villain!!! What the hell! Batman has been fighting these guys for 50 years, but in the movies he kills them off in a matter of days! Also every Chick he nails he has to tell them who he is! With all that said I really liked this movie! |
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 | Batman Forever
Man this movie Sucked!. Jim Carrey was a great Riddler but that was pretty much the high point for me. The Batmobile was ok but a little to fancy for me. Basically I dont know how it was humaly possible to make a bad Batman move. But Joel Shmuck face did it. Val Kilmer was completley lame as Batman , Two face sucked hairy balls & Whats with this campy humor crap! Keaton and Burtons Batman was getting Dark and Awesome then this idiot director destroys it!!! The only reason this movie is watchable is because Jim Carrey rocks and Nichole Kidman is hot. |
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 | Batman & Robin
This movie sucked even worse! Joel Schumacher’s face should be beaten to death for what he did to my beloved Batman! What the hell is the deal with ass and nipple Shots! What a homo! This movie is painful to watch. I cant tell you how many time I have seen Keatons ans Bales Batman. This one I saw it once at the movies and that was freaking painful. Like my teath being scrapped with A rusty razor! Then I have tried to watch it at least 3 more times on cable but cant stomach it. It truly sucks!!! I love Uma Therman and a big fan of Arnolds and Clooneys. But they couldnt save this film to even be barable to watch for me. Then the whole Batgirl related to Alfred! Then they turn Bane into a mindless moron who was about as much fun to watch as well crap. Bane is a awesome character and he ruined him. What the hell, did these idots ever pick up a comic book of Batmans??? The only good thing about this show was the Batmobile. To put it planley WB should of burned this film along with Joel Shmuck face and never realsed it! |
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 | Batman Begins
How best to sum up a movie that means so much to me. The first two Tim Burton movies were good. Not great but good. Why he had to keep killing off major villains like the Joker and Penguin, I have no idea? It seemed very stupid to me. However Burton seemed like a genius compared to that Moron Joel Shmuck Face who directed Batman Forever and Batman & Robin. I was as crushed by a movie as one can by those 2 terrible films of my hero. I cant explain or simply put in words how much Batman Begins has given me in entertainment and maybe even spiritually. Compared to the last two POS's. It was truly a breath of fresh air. The acting, the script, & the story were all great! Christopher Nolan made a great film for the greatest hero to ever exist. Christian Bale was a great Batman! Dark, Mysterious, & a Bad Ass! Michael Cain was a great Alfred and Gary Oldman was the Best Commissioner Gordon ever! I can’t count the number of times I have seen this movie. It just like a great comic or book. I well be watching it over and over again. The great thing about this movie is it washed away the goofy ridicules pieces of trash that Schumacher came out with. It showed the movie goers what all of us fans of Batman already knew. That Batman is the best hero there ever was and ever well be. |
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 | The Dark Knight
I Cant Wait! |
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 | Batman The Animated Series
I love this Cartoon. It had it all great graphics, story and almost movie type quality. Like they made mini movies for every episode.
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 | The Batman
This is a great Cartoon so far. Awesome Batmobiles, great villians and a Awesome Bat Girl. I hope they take full advantage of Batmans history and this show go's on for a long time. There is so much to tell and how could they mess up a Batman Story? Well I guess we could all ask that ass clown Joel Shmuck face!!! |
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